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Conan Catches Jordan Schlansky Coming In Late

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Conan investigates why Jordan rolls in past noon and discovers his creepy morning routines. More CONAN @ http://teamcoco.com/video Team Coco is the official YouTube channel of late night host Conan O'Brien, CONAN on TBS & TeamCoco.com. Subscribe now to be updated on the latest videos: http://bit.ly/W5wt5D For Full Episodes of CONAN on TBS, visit http://teamcoco.com/video Get Social With Team Coco: On Facebook: ‪https://www.facebook.com/TeamCoco‬ On Google+: https://plus.google.com/+TeamCoco/ On Twitter: http://twitter.com/TeamCoco On Tumblr: http://teamcoco.tumblr.com On YouTube: http://youtube.com/teamcoco Follow Conan O'Brien on Twitter: http://twitter.com/ConanOBrien
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oh yeah yeah (12 hours ago)
He would make a good Dwight
TheAkwardMonkey (12 hours ago)
Its funny because youre supposed to punch the timecard sideways he put it straight in
MiaMaryMaria (18 hours ago)
Sometimes I come back and binge watch all the Jordan Schlansky Videos.
DV MÏ (1 day ago)
I’m like Jordan except I don’t feel the need to explain myself.
Fordthecow (2 days ago)
What is he late too? Cause we have no idea what he does.
If this was an anime he Jordan is best girl
daphnelu7 (3 days ago)
heheheh I've worked for a living. heh and the sign, One Cranky Fake Italian
Eric Henry (3 days ago)
Jordan is a stud.
Dryenwc3 (3 days ago)
back when it was still funny
Just Me (3 days ago)
The Italian douchebag Flava Flav!!! 🤣😅👍🏾
Gerson Moreno (4 days ago)
I just realise that the expresso machine is now in jordan's office xD
Gwen Rowland (5 days ago)
I just love Jordan
Frog Man (5 days ago)
Everyone in the comments really don’t realise all these videos are staged SKETCHES.
xrysa melina (5 days ago)
I have seen all the remotes.thats the best of all I think.
mqueen (5 days ago)
awenindoe (6 days ago)
don't dead open inside
lindholmaren (6 days ago)
I too enjoy listening to music with my *human ears*, as I do not have Zognoid antennas as the human I am
pohmakas33 (6 days ago)
My friend Jon died yesterday. Cause of death: Jordan Schlansky video overdose. RIP Jon 1995-2019
Kai Derscheid (6 days ago)
That wasn't funny at all
Dewoy1 (6 days ago)
I feel like Jordan really lucked out on working for Conan. I believe he would have trouble finding a job in the "real world".
Kerem Gregg (6 days ago)
Jordan Schlansky “One cranky fake Italian” LOL
TheSingapuraCat (6 days ago)
He has answers to everything!
J Can du (6 days ago)
Protient shake ....code for sucked off his boyfriend and swallowed.
Oliver J (6 days ago)
I’ve only just come across this, absolute genius 😂
Camila Gisselle (7 days ago)
On one hand, I want to be myself. On the other hand, I want to be Jordan Schlansky. On the other hand that I grew as a result of radiation poisoning, I want to be Conan O'Brien.
Sedi Shaka (7 days ago)
Jordan is the best act, so funny and confident
Marie Maršálková (8 days ago)
in the usa this is probably a weird guy but in czech republic there many of them like this haha :)
At Home With Nika (7 days ago)
Marie Maršálková and in so many other countries😂
codee hollick (8 days ago)
he deserves to be fired he has too much bloody attitude
Hailey Te (9 days ago)
his room board thingie says "one cranky fake italian"
jewlery (10 days ago)
Coco owend his Italian fakeass at the end
Khushboo Pidiyar (10 days ago)
Hey you don't go through your co worker's stuff without their permission unless it's an absolute emergency. Absolutely hate Conan for treating Jordan like that. Poor Jordan.
João Martins (10 days ago)
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mrdabbleswithpotion (11 days ago)
Conan has said "he's a threat to every Irishman in the world". That's a bit extreme. Anyways on account of that, Conan really is acting as the white flag for AAAYYEEEE-RRIIISSSH people, presenting himself on my Youtube home page as the wholesome face of every AYYYEEE-REEEEESSH men. Ouuwww.... I used to respect you Conan, not in an elitist way that you are intelligent & a Harvard grad, but because you stood up to the liberal cause. You even have a staff that is very diverse. One that you're not shy to display. I even for a while wanted to believe the Jordan Schlansky character was real, but now it's become apparent that it's all a lie to really capture the millennial crowd. I don't think you're a despicable person, I just wish you'd just buzz off, but you won't. So here's what I'd do. For every single time a video of yours makes it way to my home page, to that video I will post this exact comment, copy-paste, verbatim. Let's play this game. ---- Why am I suddenly behaving badly? Not that I'm super nice online, even. People just created this memory of a super pleasant, stupid nice guy that they know so well, as if the memory is real. At the very least, even the dumbest (¹) will remember how horrible people were to me. For what? Nearly a decade? People just can't stand the memory of how they were so they just replaced it with the "memory" that I've always been this super nice, caring, sweet, forgiving guy that doesn't even care what you do to! I'll just forgive you no matter what! I'd just keep smiling! He's Filipino! Filipino are just like that! A point that these irish hijacked to no end. "Ouwwhhh, he's just this bhoy. Always just eager to please! He just wants everybody happy! It's always about kindness & helping each other out with his people". How do the irish know? Coz the irish are the Whites most like Filipinos, the irish say! I'd say it's the Spanish, but the irish will not have anything to do with them. So, eerrhhh? On conversations between the irish & Filipinos it will be unusual to ever bring up similarities, unless it mentions me. That really is only when the irish say that Filipinos are most like them. But it does solve a few issues.... Look! The Whites aren't being racists! His people are compared to another White group! Seems like the irish can just manage the mess that this person has created. At this realization, suddenly, Whites do see that the most common of them (conveniently not having to use Italians, which are a little bit too discriminated themselves) & his people are indeed similar!... Well, not see, as more as feel. It eases them. When I point out that, "no, I don't identify with you, in fact you people are doing the worst to my family...", but, the gossiping of the irish were quick to take, "Ouwwhh... He is a very screwed-up, self-hating person that always withdraws to himself & always say 'sooorry!' (²). He just feels so, so irish that he just can't help it! He identifies so much to us, that he hates us. We know these things about him... We're the ones that knows most about this bhoy... It is! It is indeed as so many people are saying now, he really just wants everybody to be happy & smiling! Ouuwhh yes,  he loves the irish face. He likes his face plump & round like maize walliams! Ouuuwwwh, he doesn't really mean it when he said this! Like we said, this is a very, very conflicted bhoy. He's acting out on you on something else that he feels about himself! Yes, yes.. Oh, no, no... It's not because of what you did or said to him"  Even the part that I said that the irish are doing the worst to us was being discarded. It's only being un-omitted now. Because of the insistence of the gossiping of them (no shortage there) that it's being drowned out & it's really hard to show that the worst cops & most psychics are irish. --- ¹ That aren't Vancouverites. ² I did say sorry a lot when I was working at Pet Habitat.
Phillip Noetzel (11 days ago)
Schanlsky reminds me of my whining good for nothing brother who thinks he knows evert hung about everything and is actually just a bloody poofda.
C. NASIR (11 days ago)
5:00 I prepared my body in various ways
Kim Jong-il (11 days ago)
If he is the producer who produced the show
mukund p (12 days ago)
Jordan's a Vulcan!
Metallica Land (12 days ago)
Did we ever find out if Jordan is actually a real life douche or just a really good actor
Mohammed NYC Vlogs (12 days ago)
jordan is an alien who has been studying humans for multiple purposes. LOL
Mediocre Maiden (12 days ago)
Omg Jordan is so trying not to laugh during this whole thing. Its taken me a few years (and watching a cpl outtakes online) to realize that Jordan is 'in' on the joke. He's real, thats definitely his persona, his office, his life, everything. But Jordan has the ability to laugh at himself with everyone else. 😁
Brendan Primus (13 days ago)
this guy speaks like a serial killer
Mike Rotch (13 days ago)
Wait...second time I’ve noticed this; does he just flash his badge like a hotshot fed walking into a police station, without saying hi or even making eye contact? I love this guy.
Rainbow Writer (13 days ago)
Jordan Schlansky needs his own talk show.
Tony (13 days ago)
I may be the only one, but I liked Jordan Schlansky more than the redhead guy. Could we do a crowdfund to get 'red' an irritating voice synthesiser so we don't have to listen to his voice? When will Jordan Schlansky get his own show?
Sander de Groot (14 days ago)
Giving him clocks while Jordan is wearing a beautiful Rolex Daytona (if I'm not mistaken) on his wrist...
Feruza Agzamova (14 days ago)
Michael and Tobi
Gottfried von Bouillon (14 days ago)
Jordan is fkn weird
Frank Ridley (14 days ago)
They should take Jordan to Vegas and clean up at Black Jack
Mike B (15 days ago)
This is just offensive.....
BackCar (15 days ago)
3:58 'sick burn' lol.
Angel Doemer (15 days ago)
I love how Jordan is so serious...........
Sunny Rastin (16 days ago)
Oh god. Stop picking on our brother.love you Jordon🖒❤
Jai Venkat (18 days ago)
Pause at 8:29 and read what it says
Nyerro (19 days ago)
The Office, with Team COCO
Daniel Bay (19 days ago)
I love that this is Conan's sixth most popular Youtube video.
ITrynda (19 days ago)
lol Jordan is the best
Maria Clark (21 days ago)
That Jordan guy is so expressionless, Conan has worked for a living LOL! this was fun!
Jeremy Heck (22 days ago)
I remember using those punch cards
Sanchit Sharma (23 days ago)
damn he ripped
Cristian Vega (24 days ago)
You should do an update on this
FLUM Kung (25 days ago)
Jordan get an amsr acc.
Kevin Li (25 days ago)
“Buzz buzz” hahahahahahahahahahahahahhah I just can’t 😂
Chunk (25 days ago)
Conan o’Brien looks like James from Theodd1sout
FLUM Kung (25 days ago)
If you here this calm and insane voice. RUN.
mhm izme (23 days ago)
Sure, if you here. But what if you there?
Zein (25 days ago)
You'd think he'd have fancy esspresso cups as opposed to the Lavazza ones.
Gina R (26 days ago)
The sign at 8:29 lol
Dev Gurera (27 days ago)
What we need is a TV series starring Ron Swanson and Jordan.
Anthony Brown (27 days ago)
BlueberryJohn (12 days ago)
Anthony Brown I doubt it. But if it’s real it’s hilarious.
Evelyn Fernandez (27 days ago)
I love these guys
Mario Dillon (27 days ago)
Take that Jordan get to work on time! SON OF A BITCH!
Just_ Luai 963 (28 days ago)
I’ve worked for living
Night Water (28 days ago)
Conan breaking character is amazing
Super Nintendo (29 days ago)
That jordan needs help. Looks absolutely distressed. Like hes saving these videos to sue Conan later.
Jake Ingersoll (29 days ago)
I love Conan!!!
Mrseasy143 (29 days ago)
damn i have watched this video for the 20th time now..#schlobssessed
HENDRI - (29 days ago)
do conan wears oris big crown watch on this video?
Ival Ahmed (29 days ago)
The 40 year old virgin
Sara M. (1 month ago)
I wish they had more of these...I'm watching these again 5 years later because I abused the replay button too much back then and had had enough. I'm literally ecstatic right now that I get to watch this again and enjoy it as much as the first time :D
Brom (1 month ago)
The human thing! 🤣
shicai yan (1 month ago)
8:29 in the background it says “JORDAN SCHLANSKY ONE CRANKY FAKE ITALIAN”
DabbyT (1 month ago)
shicai yan ik I thought I was the only one that saw that 😂😂
Daevon Langhorn (1 month ago)
he is a robot
T Engen (1 month ago)
Conan's "I've worked for a living" was AWESOME
Sydney Best (1 month ago)
Why is Jordan? 🤣
Rammy Martin 10v3 (1 month ago)
In case he makes a friend. 🤣🤣🤣
R R (1 month ago)
That body is dyno-mite! Lol
Psycho Grey (1 month ago)
APRIL 2019
yang gao (1 month ago)
Just realize that jordan drives a vespa
Andy (1 month ago)
"Wait a minute... put the sunglasses on but leave the shirt off" OMG LOL
James Porter (1 month ago)
I think i now know what a soyboy is ...
Javohir king (1 month ago)
He is like Micheal scott
Avbitten (1 month ago)
This is so cringy. Conan makes me uncomfortable when he does this stuff.
818116A (1 month ago)
Brutal, brutal!!!!!
Greg Horton (1 month ago)
Jordan needs a chill pill lol
Yvette Mason (1 month ago)
These days even if this is comedy? It’s mostly inappropriate
G Funk (1 month ago)
Yvette Mason ppl like you are killing comedy, this is Hilarious!!!!
Jorgo Papas (1 month ago)
it seems that Jordan has asperges
ChubbyBu (1 month ago)
He is so calm yet so aggressive.
Avril Aristoteles (1 month ago)
I really love conan and jordan teaming up they’re hilarious and cool 🤣🤣🤣 love team Coco
Jackie Sleep (1 month ago)
okay but 8:29 the sign next to jordan describing him???? whaa lmaoo
Suki G (1 month ago)
Oh my god 😂😂😂😂
Briana Scott (1 month ago)
Who wants a live stream from his office? I would love to see how it goes on a daily with him more!

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