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Jordan Schlansky explains why "Star Wars" is superior to "Star Trek" for far far too long. More CONAN @ http://teamcoco.com/video Team Coco is the official YouTube channel of late night host Conan O'Brien, CONAN on TBS & TeamCoco.com. Subscribe now to be updated on the latest videos: http://bit.ly/W5wt5D For Full Episodes of CONAN on TBS, visit http://teamcoco.com/video Get Social With Team Coco: On Facebook: ‪https://www.facebook.com/TeamCoco‬ On Google+: https://plus.google.com/+TeamCoco/ On Twitter: http://twitter.com/TeamCoco On Tumblr: http://teamcoco.tumblr.com On YouTube: http://youtube.com/teamcoco Follow Conan O'Brien on Twitter: http://twitter.com/ConanOBrien
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Kawaii bae Cutie (2 hours ago)
Oml, can Jordan help me with my essays/hw?😂
Non of yo Business (22 hours ago)
That’s honestly impressive
Quintusblake (1 day ago)
Reha Esen (1 day ago)
If that performance was spontaneous, Jordan definitely rocks! Wow!
rebostorm19 (1 day ago)
I want Jordan to do a podcast
jUAN (1 day ago)
Sorry i almost fell sleep at 2:39
Alex Silaban (2 days ago)
Omg I was forced to endure him as well!
TheRealScottG (3 days ago)
I want to hang out with Jordan.
Jay Torr (4 days ago)
This little man is actually a genius
globe tard (4 days ago)
I find myself connected with Jordan Schlansky. Him and I talk in a similar fashion due to our high intellect which enables us to explore all aspects of whatever it is that interests us
Sumner Waite (4 days ago)
Ye gods...
veer shroff (4 days ago)
That's a huge monologue. 🤯🤯🤯🤯
Jesse White (4 days ago)
I think Jordans IQ is above 160
Eric Abbott (4 days ago)
Whether that was scripted or not the fact that he was able to educate us on all that without cracking a smile or even stopping to think is honestly so impressive
Oshino Meme (5 days ago)
Love jordan
Endure til the end (5 days ago)
Jordan should be the world's longest speaker ever
Jade Coffie (5 days ago)
IQ 2000
Kesha Rini (6 days ago)
OMG he just talked abt it for 6 mins. Mind blowing
P. w. S. (6 days ago)
your fired
Prashant Luitel (7 days ago)
i want jordan and sheldon cupper in same room
Raiders Voice (7 days ago)
Is he from Milwaukee????? Lol
Emmett Dziedzic (8 days ago)
Jordan is like my science teacher. What she has to say seems interesting but than she makes it not interesting so I don’t pay attention
Enceladus Eve (8 days ago)
Omg... Which planet is this guy from!!????
SiDD (8 days ago)
I hated that guy laughing so loudly in the background
Rahin Ambia (8 days ago)
He is boring not wise
ADEBOYE X (8 days ago)
The type of guy you wanna hang out with in college... You'll make it through😎
Dante Ferrise (9 days ago)
Conan stopped listening like 15 seconds in...and it seemed he just wanted to see how long he would go on for
THE _ VOID (9 days ago)
I'll just use the transcript as my English essay
The Big Lebowski (9 days ago)
Jesus Christ
Joshua Beetem (9 days ago)
Jordan Schlansky is a genius.
Teresa White (10 days ago)
Jordan schlansky for president
John Boros (10 days ago)
Ely Novas (10 days ago)
Jordan Schlansky is a Skrull.
ak6781fan (11 days ago)
A pompous Woody Allen impersonating Spock. Spot on.
bai Xiaochun (11 days ago)
thanks wish jordan had podcast
Antonio Marron (11 days ago)
Conan's soul just looks trapped haha
Julie Says (11 days ago)
Hahahahaha! Wth!
Mister Monte (11 days ago)
"That's not really relevant to what im talking about here, interesting nevertheless" :DDD killed me xD
PandaMana (11 days ago)
How many times has Jordan seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion?
OnlyBlackGirl (12 days ago)
He actually made some good points tho.
Adeena Adam (12 days ago)
Orunasol Maal (12 days ago)
Conan brought this on to himself
JustKeith (12 days ago)
1:15 says Star TRACK.
Mike Scarborough (12 days ago)
Reminds me of what it was like to be in college with undiagnosed ADD while trying to stay awake during lectures. And the worst part; no laptops yet. A notebook was just that.
Swan of Nutella (13 days ago)
This almost rivals Patton Oswalt's Parks & Rec speech.
Johnny Rossman (13 days ago)
This is my favorite coco clip so far. Love the behind the scenes aspect of it. Thanks for sharing this with us.
Christian Monroe (13 days ago)
lol just the fact that he's dressed as spock the entire time . 😅
Scott Haines (14 days ago)
I would kill to have BS skills like that. Wow!
Gregory Bancroft (14 days ago)
Jordan I agree with you, but shut up.
rukiddinbro (14 days ago)
Jordan doesn't talk. He TED talks.
Joel Lozano (14 days ago)
Jordan sounds like when you keep pressing the middle predicted word on your phones keyboard
scuba steve (15 days ago)
Schlansky’s on another level
Mad Russian (15 days ago)
Teacher: "Prepare a 2000 word essay due next class" Jordan: "Hold my latte"
Moe (2 days ago)
hold my espresso
Giovanni Barozzi (7 days ago)
Mad Russian He doesn't drink "lattes", the closest he can do is a cappuccino from Gambrinus, in Piazza del plebiscito in Naples
Jordan Peters (15 days ago)
What bullshit
Maggie Osterberg (15 days ago)
1. Jordan Schlansky is a straight-up genius. 2. Conan's Strat is soooo schway.
MightyBacca PvP (15 days ago)
hes actually kinda interesting lmao
MrGetsome21 (15 days ago)
Jordan Bateman
AlexB4455 (15 days ago)
Now this is what I call a “try not to laugh video”
Ben Iverson (15 days ago)
this is the worst thing to ever happen on an eleventh of september
Big Pete 7 (16 days ago)
I mean, hes not wrong
RAMONATOR 593 (16 days ago)
Jordan is the best¡! Hahaha
Lifes Sky (16 days ago)
This guy doesn't need powepoint
Kevin Fager (16 days ago)
When youre making an argument for one thing being better than the other...you should probably have more talking points about the other. Rather than just an intro. Just saying.
Zachary Ellison (16 days ago)
anyone else hear Davy and Goliath
Kade Samson (17 days ago)
I just watched 7 minutes of this
Drcsfudo (17 days ago)
This is the first time Jordan gets to finish what he's saying.
Mark Johnson (17 days ago)
How the hell did Conan keep a straight face?
Sweet Cthulhu (17 days ago)
Conan enjoyed listening to Jordan here and was slightly taken aback by his viewpoint.
Maxwell Logan (17 days ago)
while incredibly impressive, there was definitely a point around the four-minute mark where Jordan was getting nervous. the voice quiver was real or maybe he was just physically unprepared to monologue for five minutes
Maxwell Logan (12 days ago)
+Bebolife yeah definitely. that's what i meant by being physically unprepared
Bebolife (12 days ago)
Probably fatigue man. Usually when you’re publically presenting nerves start ease off the longer you go.
Haley H (17 days ago)
Beautiful just beautiful
Tamera Herrod (18 days ago)
More Jordan!
Gusss_ 69 (18 days ago)
David and Goliath is not mythology
eder molina (2 days ago)
What is it?
D Meyr (6 days ago)
Well argued.
karen kun (19 days ago)
is he a real person?
MoldyBones (19 days ago)
Schlansky does have a point though lol.. >.> The 'same theme' he's talking about is "The Hero's Journey"; even George Lucas admitted that it helped guide him to write Star Wars. Where as Star Trek, more specifically The Next Generation, it does explore humanity.. aka Data for example, an android built to be human and searches the meaning of what it is to be human. Star Wars is good for story telling, and Star Trek is good for self reflection. Which is interesting because Gene Roddenberry(The writer of Star Trek) was also a Air Force Pilot, he was a police officer; those experiences undoubtedly gave him the material needed to write everything he published. George Lucas went to film school, and was groomed to make things people wanted to see; Gene Roddenberry was a soldier, and he wrote things people needed to see. (But I think we all know Jordan Schlansky likes both. :P)
Christopher Cudney (19 days ago)
Rocky is not a boxing movie killed me
Rob Elliott (19 days ago)
hands in pockets of slacks, sign of poor character.
Jeremy King (19 days ago)
ghee buttersnaps (19 days ago)
Jordan shlansky... Funnier than Conan Smarter than Conan Better looking than Conan More interesting than Conan Why tf are we watching Conan?
MoldyBones (19 days ago)
Aww that's mean! D: Maybe Jordan Schlansky doesn't want to be on TV, he probably feels he pulls more strings where he is. He's the TV producer, he oversees alllllll things that have to do with the show itself and enjoys the aspects.
Danger Dave (19 days ago)
it sounds pretty wise what he says but in the end it.s just an ongoing never ending story like grandpa-simpson always tells. He totally missed the question why star wars is better than star trek.
Clearly he reads a lot
Adam Dingman (20 days ago)
That is the most animated I have ever seen Jordan except for when he started laughing like a maniac during Conan's Italian trip pitch to him
Samson Joseph (20 days ago)
Why is he in costume when everyone else is wearing casual clothes
kevin overholtzer (20 days ago)
Jordan has to have a script no way that is real
funny thing is of all the times he cuts off jordan he picked the most important time to NOT cut him off. lol
Todd Carpenter (20 days ago)
I sped this up... much funnier. I have friends like this. Sometimes I have to tell them, "I'm enjoying the conversation and learning a lot, but... my ears are tired"
Julius Jud (20 days ago)
Japan Living (20 days ago)
The prowess here is not Jordan's content, which is just a string of platitudes, but it's the marathon delivery.
kyle lacy (20 days ago)
He should do a TED Talk!
Barack Obama (21 days ago)
This has to be one of the shittiest audiences in Conan history.
Barack Obama (21 days ago)
Oh wait they didn’t have an actual audience
BeastMaster69 (21 days ago)
I can watch schlansky talk all day 😉
Rocksteady Gaming (21 days ago)
Why was the audience asleep??
lMrFresno559l (21 days ago)
You can tell the first half was scripted and thought out. Then it goes into improv. Less focused. Great though.
christopher brander (22 days ago)
apparently i can watch Conan listening to Jordan Schlansky for quite some time.
Angel (22 days ago)
Schlansky/Conan 2020
mr5elfde5truct (22 days ago)
Candlestick was demolished, if anyone was curious.
Jing Cyril (22 days ago)
It's a non-stop 6-minute oral presentation of an essay which is titled "Why 'Star Wars' is superior to 'Star Trek' ?" lol
Robert Linthicum (22 days ago)
This may be the best thing I have ever seen on Youtube.
bluefalcon3ID (23 days ago)
Can't decide whether Jordan should smoke more weed or less 🤔
Darko 6-6-6 (23 days ago)
He look like Aidan Mackey
dizzyphilip (23 days ago)
Star Wars > Star Trek

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