He discribes my (soon to be ex-) boyfriend, he wants to be together ALL THE TIME, literally physical touching together al the time. With my legs on him.
Holding hands in the car, even if he sits in the front and I am sitting in the back.
If I wanna listen to some music with my earpluggs in, he feels left out and wants to hear my music too.
If I wanna take a shower, he always try to stop me from taking a shower, cuz he's gonna be alone for 45 min.
Now he wants glass doors in the house so he can watch every move I make. Otherwise he's gonna feel lonely.
I can write a book about this guy so clingy, controling, with no friends, no hobbies nothin.
Every man in the world knows exactly what Patrice is saying. Women are the most irritating creatures known to man. It's almost as if their sole mission on planet Earth is to exasperate us with their whimsy, illogical thinking, constant inane questioning, pathetic whining and other mind-numbing trivia. And yet still we can't get enough of them! One wonders: is it them or us who need our heads rearranged?
No woman here complaining but lots of dudes cry under Carlin's audio book how offended they are. But sure women can't take honesty.
this bit is funny as hell btw - I just pointed out the hypocrisy. At least the good thing is those crybabies introduced me to this dude. Gonna hear more of him.
Millions of us out there brother. Men get with a girl because she was the best used car (pussy) salesman and we thought her pitch was actually her product but once we bought it, her lemon turned into a lemon..................Men get with a woman because he thinks she is genuine and he hopes she never changes, only to find out that they were misleading who they were. Women get with men who are genuine but the women hopes that you will change into what she wants you to become, then she feels deceived when you never change from who she married.
FreddyFish the vast majority of comedians believe that. Even outspoken liberal comedians like bill maher rail against pc culture. See talking funny and Louis ck and Ricky gervais agree too, and Chris rock and even Seinfeld basically concede there can be good jokes about offensive subjects. All of the joe organ circle don’t give a fuck about being pc.
Patrice and bills comedy are alike in way more ways than just not caring about offending. They are stylistically and thematically similar on a lot of issues
Patrice and Bill both hated the idea that jokes should not be done because someone is offended. They aren't just great comedians but also someone who doesn't let "I'm offended" control their comedy. Wish Patrice was still with us, such an inspiration.
Is it any wonder why men have created their "men caves" to run away too?!! I mean there used to be that " a man's house was his castle" but now men have a fucking room or a garage to sit quiet by themselves out of a whole fucling dweling like a servent?! What kind of a deal is that where you escape home from the boss at work to face the boss in your own home?!!
I am a girl and soo relate to this. I know someone like this..
I'm not much of a talker and can't be bothered with other people's pass time, not even my boyfriends, since I have my own hobbies.
uhhh... it's sooo annoying when they need to express their opinions on your lifestyle and how it should be better...
This was hilarious. Nice one Patrice
+Adam typical egyptian woman... haha
ah I see my name confused you. I 'm not egyptian. :D so not so typical egyptian hmm.. not that it matters..
Good thing I don't care what you think and that you are NOT the typical man. Who is this 'we'? You feel connected to people cause of your gender and feel you represent? Well isn't that cute..
Stop nagging other people about your views on women and stop priding yourself on smt you were born with ;).....
or do what you want which is what I truly believe in so... you keep on whining and I'll keep on living my life...kiss
lol typical Egyptian woman :D it's hilarious coz this is what most women think of themselves and the ones who pride themselves of not being typical are the real entitled, nagging, opinionated, needy ass Bitches. We're not buying your shit, scram.
+Bursting Wizard there are more of us, sweetie. If you actually look for those characteristics in women. But you would have to be secure in yourself. Insecure boyfriends have a hard time around me because they can't buy me. Some rather have what they already know
Shit I said the exact same thing once. The reality is that for 5 minutes of heaven we men sold ourselves as slaves for life. That's why they sometimes refer to women "as the devil in disguise" cause only the devil can offer you a deal this bad.
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